Abu Zarqawi, 72 Virgins?|
Abu al-Zarqawi died, and George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. The Father of our Country slapped him across the face and yelled, 'How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!' P
Cowboy Guide to Life|
1. Don't squat with yer spurs on. 2. Never kick a fresh cow chip on a hot day. 3. There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works. 4. Don't worry about bitin off more than you can che
Firearms Refresher Course|
"Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not." ---Thomas Jefferson
1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject (or a victim). 2. A gun in the hand is better
Four SASS shooters were driving to their local club shoot when they are pulled over by a rookie COP. The police officer walks up to the driver door and asks for “License and Registration please”. The
On the News this week was a story about a southern California man put under 72 hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had (by rough estimation) 1 million rounds
Little Nasty Tricks|
OK, you’re ready for the range; you are getting all the stuff needed for a fun event. But watch out for these little nasty tricks. If you shoot .38 caliber revolvers and .45 LC rifle be sure to get y
LIVING IN THE SOUTH....|
A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road. Armadillos do this too sometimes.
There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.
Tall Tale about Pecos Bill:
Now everyone in the West knows that Pecos Bill could ride anything. No bronco could throw him, no sir! Fact is, I only heard of Bill getting' throwed once in his whole
The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theater. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The
The Arrogance of Authority|
A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher&n
The Spice of Life|
A tough old cowboy told his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning.
The grandson did this rel
YA GOTTA LOVE PLAIN ENGLISH|
The Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to the Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population.
It seems that after years of the r